When you absolutely have to check your phone the second you step out of the shower.
Get confident, stupid!
Has anyone seen Ted?
The ice cream cake convention was totally ruined.
This better be what I hope it is.
Good value, but who’s got time for this?
Eliminate those little annoyances.
A comma in the wild.
The gods: Now doing in-store appearances.
Could come in handy.
Paranoid ironing board.
The ghostwriters were very upset.
This generation just doesn’t look up from their screens. Have a conversation, live life, look into each other’s eyes, take in the world around you.
I think this might be a “trap”.
“I can feel it coming through your drains and pipes...Oh Lord.” (This prompted many Phil Collins/plumbing crossover song titles.)
Vacuum wasn’t working well, so I turned up the…suncion power?
Pairing up.
Mr Aldente reconsiders his life choices.
The best advice apparently comes from this kangaroo.
Wimbledon has really gone downhill.
State of the Nation.
I really loved that movie Avehgeps 3: Infinite Wart. It was much better than Avehgeps 2: Urge of Ultro.
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